The handle on my favorite purse broke last week so I grabbed my ole standby (which looks like a jiffy pop pan after the popcorn has been popped). I was in a hurry as always and just threw in my billfold, checkbook, lipstick and off I go. Today I was looking for a pen in my purse and realized there seemed to be an awful lot of unnecessary items. To my dismay this is what I found:
*not only the lipstick I put in, but FOUR tubes!!! All the same shade!!!
*crossword puzzle book
*Steinmart coupon that expired April 6th
*Bridal Shower invitation for June 10th
* (4) samples of Bio Freeze
*large paper clip
* (1) MCDONALDS FRENCH FRY! WHAT!!!!!! (It looked perfectly normal which is scary)
*Business Card from Raddisson
*Kirklands 2 day only sale card
*An empty BC powder package
*waded up kleenex
*2 quick liner pencil for the lips
*tube Clinique Super Balm (at least there was only one, not four)
*Plastic ring Reid had given me a few weeks ago that I actually wore while shopping with him.
*Empty Chick fila peppermint wrapper
*A note with a phone number on it and I have absolutely no clue who's number it is!
*Receipts from Dillards, Target, Kroger, Walgreens, Walmart, The Limited, Newport Eyecare
*2 grocery lists
*And finally, AN INK PEN.
I could have gone on "Let's Make A Deal" and probably won. I mean a french fry for Pete's Sake!