Dear Lord I have one small request today. Please allow me to be the First Class Flight Attendant that you know I am and don't let me smack anyone due to the following requests:
2 cubes of ices in their drink
1/2 twist of lime
a blanket (for pete's sake, it's summertime & 110 in this metal tube)
Please, please don't ask me to mix spicy tomato with gingerale, I know you think it will soothe your upset stomach, but hey, it makes me want to vomicka, yes I said "vomicka"!
And the list goes on..................
Anyhow, Lord you know I love my job but do to sleep deprivation (due to husband kicking and flailing all night) I need all the help I can get today!