Monday, July 28, 2008

Short and Sweet Prayer Request

Dear Lord I have one small request today. Please allow me to be the First Class Flight Attendant that you know I am and don't let me smack anyone due to the following requests:

2 cubes of ices in their drink
1/2 twist of lime
a blanket (for pete's sake, it's summertime & 110 in this metal tube)
Please, please don't ask me to mix spicy tomato with gingerale, I know you think it will soothe your upset stomach, but hey, it makes me want to vomicka, yes I said "vomicka"!
And the list goes on..................

Anyhow, Lord you know I love my job but do to sleep deprivation (due to husband kicking and flailing all night) I need all the help I can get today!

Amen

7 comments:

Jacquie said...

That's too funny, Becky! And don't get mad at me... but I would be the one asking for a blanket!! I'm always cold (my heater under my desk is running right now).

Nicol said...

We all have those days where we need a little extra to get through the day. I'm sure that your days are LONG! Good luck!

Nicole said...

Too funny, I bet you meet a lot of interesting people. I don't know how flight attendents do it, not an easy job.

Susie said...

Sister, that is hysterical! Don't work too hard.

MiMi said...

You are so funny! We all have days where we need a little extra prayer just to make it through! I hope you had a good day and didn't hurt anyone!
Emilie

Laura said...

Becky, that is so funny!! I hope God answered your prayer and you had a great day!

Leigh Ann said...

I am trying not to laugh at this because I can only imagine the requests you must get from passengers, but this totally made me giggle. I'll never forget the flight where I had to sit next to a man with toilet paper coming out of his pants. I know that is nothing compared to what you have seen and heard. Oh, I hope you had a good day.