Dear Lord I have one small request today. Please allow me to be the First Class Flight Attendant that you know I am and don't let me smack anyone due to the following requests:2 cubes of ices in their drink
1/2 twist of lime
a blanket (for pete's sake, it's summertime & 110 in this metal tube)
Please, please don't ask me to mix spicy tomato with gingerale, I know you think it will soothe your upset stomach, but hey, it makes me want to vomicka, yes I said "vomicka"!
And the list goes on..................
Anyhow, Lord you know I love my job but do to sleep deprivation (due to husband kicking and flailing all night) I need all the help I can get today!
Amen
7 comments:
That's too funny, Becky! And don't get mad at me... but I would be the one asking for a blanket!! I'm always cold (my heater under my desk is running right now).
We all have those days where we need a little extra to get through the day. I'm sure that your days are LONG! Good luck!
Too funny, I bet you meet a lot of interesting people. I don't know how flight attendents do it, not an easy job.
Sister, that is hysterical! Don't work too hard.
You are so funny! We all have days where we need a little extra prayer just to make it through! I hope you had a good day and didn't hurt anyone!
Emilie
Becky, that is so funny!! I hope God answered your prayer and you had a great day!
I am trying not to laugh at this because I can only imagine the requests you must get from passengers, but this totally made me giggle. I'll never forget the flight where I had to sit next to a man with toilet paper coming out of his pants. I know that is nothing compared to what you have seen and heard. Oh, I hope you had a good day.
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